Oh

shit.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

I was playing around with one of our dildos last night. (just putting it in my underwear and pretending to have a penis. :P)

And I left it at the end of my bed last night so i wouldn’t have to get up…

and i dont really remember if I put it away….

or if i left it there…..

but if you walk into my room, it’s the first thing you see.

I hope my mom doesn’t go in my room today.

fuck. 
fuck.
fuck.

lawlz

Summer time is coming up and living in Miami, it gets so fucking hawt.

I’ve been growing out my hair for a while now and I’m so excited to start my dread journey…

but

i want to be bald again.

It’s too hot to deal with hair.

& I miss being bald. :(

Dayum.

Is it a valid excuse to call in to work saying I’m too depressed to function? :o

I just really wanna smoke a fat blunt right now….

i want to have my own place where i can go home after work and wait around naked for my lady to come home…

and cry on the sofa naked if i wanted

and smoke in the kitchen naked if i wanted

and just fucking be naked…everywhere if i wanted

I feel stuck & I feel like I need to do something about it ‘cause I feel as if I’ll just stay in this spot forever. 

& I can’t have that.

I can’t.

I haven’t brushed my hair in about a month…..

DREADS ARE SLOWLY STARTING TO FORM

except they come out when i wash my hair. D:

but it’s making me get more excited to embark on my dread journey. 

I can’t fuckin wait.

"HE’S NOT EVEN MEXICAN, HE’S JEWISH."

um……how…

but like jews…

um…mexicans can be jewish…

wut?

Just when I start thinking you’re not a neanderthal….

you say shit like this….