when people actually go along with my snapchat “conversations”….
I just changed my whole outfit (bra included) while driving 65/70ish mph. I think thats my best record. :o
Portlandia season 4 episode 2
I was playing around with one of our dildos last night. (just putting it in my underwear and pretending to have a penis. :P)
And I left it at the end of my bed last night so i wouldn’t have to get up…
and i dont really remember if I put it away….
or if i left it there…..
but if you walk into my room, it’s the first thing you see.
I hope my mom doesn’t go in my room today.
First, Let Me Take A Selfie…
Vine by: Christiano Covino
MY FAVORITE “LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!”