Those friends you always invite out and their answer is always no like…
and i’m always just like…
cause i’m always like…
so i just assume everyone else is too…but i understand LEAVING YOUR HOME isn’t everyone’s forte.
if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
- half eaten sandwich
- useless fungal infection
- literal turd burger
- Netflix® buffer
- 2003 fergie
- 5th president James Monroe
- half chewed pencil
- The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
- absolute white crayon
- quiet meme thief
- TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
- diarrhea apocalypse
when people actually go along with my snapchat “conversations”….
I just changed my whole outfit (bra included) while driving 65/70ish mph. I think thats my best record. :o
Portlandia season 4 episode 2
I was playing around with one of our dildos last night. (just putting it in my underwear and pretending to have a penis. :P)
And I left it at the end of my bed last night so i wouldn’t have to get up…
and i dont really remember if I put it away….
or if i left it there…..
but if you walk into my room, it’s the first thing you see.
I hope my mom doesn’t go in my room today.
First, Let Me Take A Selfie…
Vine by: Christiano Covino
MY FAVORITE “LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!”