love-portlandia:

Portlandia season 4 episode 2

Oh

shit.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

I was playing around with one of our dildos last night. (just putting it in my underwear and pretending to have a penis. :P)

And I left it at the end of my bed last night so i wouldn’t have to get up…

and i dont really remember if I put it away….

or if i left it there…..

but if you walk into my room, it’s the first thing you see.

I hope my mom doesn’t go in my room today.

fuck. 
fuck.
fuck.

lawlz


epic-vines:

First, Let Me Take A Selfie…
Vine by: Christiano Covino

MY FAVORITE “LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!!”

OMGGGG

SOMEONE TAKE ME ON A CANNABIS TOUR PLEASEEEEEEEEE

Finally told my mom I want to move out. Been living here for too long. Its about time I get my shit together and move on forward in my life.

Anyway, it went better than expected. Im actually glad that it went the way it went. I just hope I can find a place…..

D: