I was playing around with one of our dildos last night. (just putting it in my underwear and pretending to have a penis. :P)
And I left it at the end of my bed last night so i wouldn’t have to get up…
and i dont really remember if I put it away….
or if i left it there…..
but if you walk into my room, it’s the first thing you see.
I hope my mom doesn’t go in my room today.
Summer time is coming up and living in Miami, it gets so fucking hawt.
I’ve been growing out my hair for a while now and I’m so excited to start my dread journey…
i want to be bald again.
It’s too hot to deal with hair.
& I miss being bald. :(
Is it a valid excuse to call in to work saying I’m too depressed to function? :o
I just really wanna smoke a fat blunt right now….
i want to have my own place where i can go home after work and wait around naked for my lady to come home…
and cry on the sofa naked if i wanted
and smoke in the kitchen naked if i wanted
and just fucking be naked…everywhere if i wanted
I feel stuck & I feel like I need to do something about it ‘cause I feel as if I’ll just stay in this spot forever.
& I can’t have that.
I haven’t brushed my hair in about a month…..
DREADS ARE SLOWLY STARTING TO FORM
except they come out when i wash my hair. D:
but it’s making me get more excited to embark on my dread journey.
I can’t fuckin wait.
"HE’S NOT EVEN MEXICAN, HE’S JEWISH."
but like jews…
um…mexicans can be jewish…
Just when I start thinking you’re not a neanderthal….
you say shit like this….