ugh. this holiday season has officially stressed me out.
there are birthdays.
and children who need to be happy. imo.
and then shit like
$200 red light tickets come your way.
and it just sucks butthole.
like nigga, i’m already broke with all these fucking bills i gotta pay.
but then i gotta get some gifts.
and then blow almost 400$ on some fucking tickets.
i already spend over 50$ a month on a fucking sunpass, you turd.
CAN YOU GIVE A NIGGA A FUCKING BREAK MAN?
fuck your system.
so like, i rarely fangirl over celebs.
I went to another office to talk to one of my friends/coworkers and shes like shhhh come with me. and she takes me downstairs with another friend/coworker and explains to me she’s going thru it so we accompany her to smoke a cigarette outside.
AS WE’RE WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING, WE SPOT THESE TWO WOMEN AND A LITTLE PUPPY. ONE OF THE WOMEN HAS BLUE HAIR AND WE’RE LIKE AW SHIT KEWL! As they get closer, the puppy gets near us and I’m baby talking it and i’m like omfggg. cute puppeeeeeee! so preshuzzzzz.
AND THEN THEY WALK BY US AND THE WOMAN THAT DOESNT HAVE BLUE HAIR SAYS SOMETHING TO US WHICH AT THIS POINT I DONT COMPREHEND BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING INSIDE AND INTERNALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK CAUSE I REALIZE IT’S MOTHERFUCKING ASA SOLTAN FROM THE SHAHS OF SUNSET!
EXCEPT LIKE, I WAS FREAKING OUT CAUSE I WASN’T SURE IF IT ACTUALLY WAS HER CAUSE SHE HAD SUNGLASSES ON AND MAN, SUNGLASSES REALLY DO MAKE THE DIFFERENCE. BUT I COULDN’T TELL. SO AS SHE WALKED AWAY, I JUST KEPT LOOKING AT HER LIKE AN IDIOT LIKE, DO I ASK HER IF HER NAME IS ASA OR LIKE…IDK MAN. IDK IDK.
So i end up telling the girls I was with and they’re like, WHY DIDNT YOU ASK? AND I WAS JUST LIKE OMFG! I WAS FREAKING OUT AND IM STILL FREAKING OUT!!! So i tell my friend to just yell out her name but at this point, she’s all the way down the block and with the sound of traffic and cars zooming by, i dont think she heard her.
But I was like, but she lives in Cali….and we’re in Miami….?
So I come upstairs and I go to my desk and I start going on creeper status and omfg. SHES IN FUCKING MIAMI FOR ART BASEL.
AND I JUST FUCKING SAW ASA SOLTAN AND I FUCKING BABY TALKED TO HER FUCKING DOG RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
lawlz. i’m still fangirling.
OMG! I finally got my hands on DMT. :D
and i got some acid. finallyyyyyy!
I gave up.
I’m going to look at apartments on craigslist for the last 10 mins i have work.
My life choices make me so sad sometimes.
One of the things I love most in the morning is feeling my gf turn over, get in my arms and then waking me up with this ravishing morning fuck.
Mmmm….my fave. :*
One of the things I dislike about living with my parentals is that I can’t really cry and then face her. Its like, my eyes would get all red and if she doesn’t ask what’s wrong, she’ll probably think I’m on drugs and if she does ask what’s wrong, she still might think I’m on drugs or I’m not sure I feel comfortable crying to her about whatever I’m crying about or if she’ll even feel comfortable seeing me cry……
I want my own fucking place already.
Cry whenever, where ever, however I want. D: