rl-y:

I found an article about lesbians and I found a ton of things that I would like to quote but this is the main thing

"It is no secret that many women love and crave penetration, but the world has a very limited perspective when it comes to what objects deserve to do the penetrating. There is no way to explain with words why my girlfriend fucking me with her fingers feels completely different from a guy fingering me (notice how I used two different terms?), but I’d venture to guess that the motive has something to do with it. Straight couples view fingering, oral, etc. as foreplay— just a build up to the main event when the guy can stick it in. Lesbians don’t. For us, any or all of these acts can be “the main event” and since many girls can come over and over and switch off pleasuring one another, there isn’t just one climax anyway.

When a girl is inside of me and thrusting with her hand (two fingers -middle and index – are an accepted standard), it feels fucking incredible. Not to mention, she has absolute control over her hands and so can press on different spots or change her angle to find my pleasure centers. A typical index finger is about three inches long from tip to base, but women can get at least another two inches inside each other by angling their hands properly. Any deeper than five or six inches risks banging against (and seriously hurting) a girl’s cervix anyway – well-endowed guys know this and often leave a couple of inches outside the girl’s body so they don’t miss all the good spots and don’t hit the bad ones.

Case in point: hands and fingers get the job done and are no less powerful or pleasurable than a dick. Women can, and do, fuck each other, and they don’t need an extra appendage between their legs, or even toys, to be able to do so successfully. Speaking of toys…

The Truth: Not all lesbians use strap ons, and there are plenty of other effective ways to please a woman

Now, I know half of you just jumped out of your chairs screaming, “But strap-ons are totally compensating because they look like dicks!” and to that I reply, regardless of aesthetics, strap-ons are simply not dicks. As one of my lesbo friends so gracefully put it: “Strap-ons are shaped like penises because penises fit into vaginas – what do you expect them to look like, a battle axe?!” One other woman said, “I don’t remember the last time I saw a purple dick” and, “sure they are a phallic symbol, but so is a finger right?” A third woman explained: “It’s not about the strap-on, it’s the feeling of the penetration while looking at a beautiful woman on top of me.” Strap-ons are just tools for penetration, they are not men or penises. I can assure you that what is attached to the phallic object is much more important than the object itself, and using a strap on does NOT feel like having sex with a man.”

Article’s HERE if ya want it 


macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass)


infinite-prepster:

guidedogintraining:

11 months of Stella.

2 months old to 13 months old. 

This is precious

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

when no one was looking? ummm…no fucks were given. i still play the shit outta these fuckers.

If abortion and birth control become illegal

thetremblingofmyhand:

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

Also see: how well abstinence-only sex education works out